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Subject: Re: AFW [WAS Re: Why Is a Train?
From: Jan Ingvoldstad
On 9 Jul 1999 19:13:09 +0200, (Geert)
Altena) said:

> Sven (hi!) has a pretty good FAQ on AFW... check out
Which reminds me that we really need an FAA, too.


AFW Frequently Answered Answers, rev 1999-07-09.
  1. That is in your newsreader configuration documentation, and this is the wrong group.
  2. QED.
  3. So _you_ are the one hoarding them all!
  4. You didn't kill the daemon on level 42.
  5. Ask the Oracle!
  6. I'm sure someone can help you with that question, but unfortunately, someone is busy right now. Please hold.
  7. Click them together and say "There's no place like home" twice, and if that fails, stroke the chicken gently.
  8. There once was a man from Nantucket, who lost his .sig in a bucket. Five lines was too long, cols 80 just strong, so he didn't know where to tuck it.
  9. It's probably due to a distortion of the time-space continuum. If you modulate your .sig emitter to transmit signals only in the McQ spectrum, it will with a 97.45 % probability remove you from the anomaly.
  10. Yep, the little guy.
  11. First you see it, then you don't.
  12. Try looking at first, they have some really awesome stuff!
  13. Ask Kibo for ten copies.
  15. No, it's a zucchini group.
  16. Steal one, like everyone else.
  17. Indeed.
  18. Hah, that's what _you_ think!
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