Top 22 Signs You've Had Too Much of the 90s

22. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the
back seat of your car.

21. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not
have e-mail addresses.

20. Keeping up with sports entails adding ESPN's home page to your
bookmarks.

19. You have a "to do list" that includes entries for lunch and bathroom
breaks and they are usually the ones that never get crossed off.

18. You actually faxed your Christmas list to your parents.

17. Pick up lines now include a reference to liquid assets and capital
gains.

16. You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.

15. You assume the question to valet park or not is rhetorical.

14. You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.

13. Your idea of being organised is multiple coloured post-it notes.

12. Your grocery list has been on your refrigerator so long some of the
products don't even exist any more.

11. You lecture the neighbourhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve
their profits.

10. You get all excited when it's Saturday and you can wear sweats to work.

9. You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.

8. You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.

7. You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive
restaurant in town within the same week.

6. You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a project"
are acceptable English phrases.

5. You know the people at the airport hotels better than you know your next
door neighbors.

4. You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making Friday night
plans.

3. You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas
into a matrix.

2. You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.

And the number 1 sign you've had too much of the 90s:

1. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
Mr Funny Bone International 

My ICQ number is 18469611 - Do you ICQ ??
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
To subscribe to my jokelist and get 5 joke postings a
day send a blank e-mail to mr_fbi-subscribe@listbot.com
or go to 
To subscribe to the tasteless jokes mailing list send a
blank e-mail to tasteless-subscribe@listbot.com or go
to 
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>