Good Evening ladies and gentlebeans, This is the log as recieved by me, Aquarion, of the 1999 Joscars. This log has not been edited in any way shape or form with the exception of the Color/Colour coding, and the removal of time-stamps
Session Start: Thu Dec 30 21:03:30 1999
*** Now talking in #awards
*** Topic is 'Welcome to this glittering occassion -- please maintain your dignity and grace, even in defeat, and enjoy the show'
*** Set by Joy on Thu Dec 30 15:26:16
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* Joy gestures towards the seats and apologises that the band is not here yet
* Trina takes a seat near the front and reads quietly, watching the rest of the audience file in
Joy: *nice* frock there Trina
Trina: Do you like the sparkly bits? I stuck them on myself
Joy: *very* pretty
* Trina compliments the host on her wonderful set out - what band are you having?
Joy: U2 -- Bono fancies me, so I thought I'd take advantage
Trina: *nod* understandable on both counts
* Joy smiles and blushes prettily
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* Jamie dons his best dress
Joy: welcome to the ceremony dear, take a seat
Trina: Mur, come sit by me
Trina: Hasn't Joy done a *marvelous* job?
* Jamie sits primly beside Trititi
Jamie: *smork*
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Jamie: absolutely - those rhinestone-covered wals just scream elegance ;-)
Joy: good evening and welcome Zandramas
* Zandramas curtsies towards the hostess.
Joy: Rhinestones? Those are cubic zirconia
* Jamie blinks
Jamie: sorry - after the 17 hour Elvis convention, *everything* looks like rhinestone to me
Joy: *much* classier
* Jamie admires the cubic zirconium covered walls
Joy: :)
Jamie: so what are the categories?
Joy: too many to tell you
Joy: best newcomer, etc....
Jamie: cool :) i can't figure it out in my head - how long till it starts?
Joy: 15 minutes or so
Jamie: oh, ill be here :)
Jamie: i thought it wasn't for a couple o' hours
Zandramas: Would I be here then.. ;p
Zandramas: It's before 10 o'clock.
* Trina rustles her programme and eats nice things
* Jamie mingles and shows off his dress
Joy: 9am gmt
Joy: 10pm nz time
Zandramas: 10am Swedish time.. :)
Jamie: 4am real time ;)
Trina: 8pm realtime
* Zandramas killed her sheep.
Zandramas: It was too noisy.
Jamie: those little sheep that prance around your screen?
* Zandramas nods.
* Zandramas has cats as well.
Zandramas: And some mice and also dogz, but the dogz won't do no harm with your normal windows.
Zandramas: The sheep too a leak on my IRC window.
* Zandramas pouts.
* Jamie lifts an eyebrow
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Arissa: Hi all ):
Arissa: :)
Zandramas: Hello Rissy.
* Jamie curtsies to the new arrival
* Arissa bows :)
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Joy: hello Arissa
Joy: take a seat
* Arissa settles in a comfy chair and thanks Joy for the invitation :)
* Joy taps her foot and awaits the .uk'ers
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Arissa: re :)
Joy: re :)
* Jamie munches on his half-cooked brownies
Jamie: much better :)
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Joy: Welcome dear
Arissa: Hi Teut :)
* Arissa hugs here too :)
Zandramas: Hi Teutie.. :)
* Zandramas hugs Teut just because she wanted a hug.. :)
* Teut hugs before collapsing in a seat in the corner
Teut: Is there any free beer? ;)
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Itagne: boo :)
Arissa: Hi Itagne :)
* Arissa hugs and kisses
Joy: champagne dear, this is a class event
Itagne: come on, get on with this s'costing me 4.2p a minute
Teut: Me too :)
Joy: *sigh*
* Joy gets right on with the awards, hustling the dancers off stage
* Itagne grins
Itagne: that's the way :)
Teut: Ah, they weren't very good anyway ;)
Joy: we comence the evening with one of the minor awards ... best entrance in a foreign language
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Joy: The competition for this award was, well pathetic really
* Itagne notes it's not an evening ;)
* Jamie sniggers
Joy: It is where the hostess is dear
* Teut idly whacks Nick across the back of his head ;)
* Arissa chuckles
* Itagne grins and crawls back to his table ;)
Itagne: i hope you're impressed that i got up early for this, joy :)
* Jamie tosses itty a hot cup of tea
Itagne: but enough of my inconsequential chatter!!!!!
Joy: given that there was *no* real competition, I'm forced to award the prize for best entrance in a foreign language
* Itagne shuts up now
Joy: to ITAGNE
* Zandramas applauds!
Zandramas: Speech!
* Itagne dies
Trina: HOOOORAY
* Jamie applauds and shreiks wildly
* Arissa laughs and claps
* Aquarion claps
* Teut applauds
* Gaja claps and hugs Itty :)
* Itagne gets up
Teut: You can talk now, nick ;)
Itagne: unaccustomed as i am to public speaking
Itagne: ;)
Itagne: i would like to thank my family, the entire population of county durham, and my countless fans
* Joy hands Itagne the Joscar
Itagne: i would also like to thank all the other people who don't have foreign-language entry scripts ;)
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* Trina applauds some more
* Joy kisses Itagne and hustles him off
* Itagne runs off the stage now ;)
* Itagne hugs Joy
* Arissa claps and cheers
* Teut applauds again
* Jamie whistles
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Joy: Our next award is for most prominent lurker
* Zandramas applauds again!
* Grul streaks across the stage
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* Itagne lols
Jamie: SW :)
Itagne: heya wolf
Spirit-Wolf: hi
Joy: Now, despite a recent strong showing from MagusV the decision here was equally easy
Jamie: who were the contenders? ;)
Jamie: we want suspense!
* Itagne grins
Joy: Of course, the man is not here to receive the award
* Gaja would be cusious about that, too :)
* Itagne hands joy a golden envelope ;)
Teut: He might be lurking :D
Joy: as that would necessitate *speaking*
* Itagne notes that if there is only one nomination then nominations are a little difficult ;)
Joy: but, in absentia, the award goes to.....
Teut: We want clips of their recent TV work, too
Joy: DURNIK
* Itagne applauds
Trina: HOOOORAY
* Arissa claps
* Teut chhers
* Jamie applauds
Teut: cheers too
* Zandramas applauds!
* Spirit-Wolf smiles
* Itagne cheers wildly
* Gaja applauds and thinks it /does/ fit ;)
Jamie: anyone have a copy of either of his sentences?
* Aquarion applauds in shocked horror
Itagne: me sniggers
Arissa: lol
Itagne: jamie, he had a five-minute conversation with me once ;)
* Jamie falls off his stool
Itagne: jamie, i think he was ill...
Gaja: Jamie: I /have/ heard him saying something, but seldom seldom...
* Jamie has, as well :P
Teut: He actually talked to people before he discovered Starcraft...
Joy: '* Durnik licks Joy' was his last recorded sentence
Gaja: :)
* Zandramas has had a long conversation with him once.. ;p
Aquarion: He accused me of being Aq1 about 4 months ago
* Jamie sniggers
Gaja: Tssk - games games games...
Itagne: aq, no wonder you dislike him :P
Jamie: before that it was MUDs, Teut :)
Joy: Anyway, moving right along.....
Trina: EEEERH HEM
* Jamie whistles and applauds
Joy: The next award is 'cutest couple'
* Teut hands Trina a hanky
* Itagne moves right along and trips over Jamie
Joy: In *this* category we have several nominations
* Jamie offers Itty a hand
Itagne: thanks, mur
* Itagne secretes the hand about his person
Joy: First nominee Sammael_and_Pikachu
Jamie: they're a couple?
Teut: Who?
* Jamie blinks
* Trina grins
* Arissa grins
Gaja: Never even /seen/ pikachu :)
Itagne: teut, they're in sephy's kitchen more often than #eddings
Joy: Second Becky and Zvar
Itagne: teut, and always in the middle of the day
Teut: Probably explains it then :)
Joy: Third Teut and Ely
* Itagne applauds
* Teut crosses claws ;)
Joy: and the final nominee in this category...
* Gaja cheers
Joy: Tayra and Rumor
* Jamie drumrolls
* Joy opend the envelope
Joy: And the winner, by virtue of an on-channel proposal.....
Joy: TEUT AND ELY!
* Arissa claps and cheers :)
Gaja: Yay! :)
* Zandramas applauds!
Arissa: YES!!
Itagne: hurrah!
* Aquarion applauds
* Gaja hugs Teut
* Teut blushes and stands :D
Trina: HOOOORAY
* Arissa hugs Teut :)
Teut: Gosh :)
* Jamie plays a fanfare
* Itagne would hug teut but doesn't like the look of that beard :)
* Joy hands Jim the Joscar
Gaja: Itty: /that/ beard is nice :)
Jamie: speech! ;)
* Aquarion plays CLAP1.WAV 62.7k
Teut: Well, obviously, I'd like to that Ely for being cuter than me ;)
Teut: thank even ;)
* Itagne grins
* Gaja giggles
* Jamie sips his tea
Joy: is that it?
* Itagne steals jamie's tea and replaces it with champagne (pronounced like Itagne or Lasagne :P )
Teut: You more more? I'm supposed to be cute, not intelligent ;)
Joy: *g*
* Jamie sighs
Joy: Ok
Teut: *WANT* more
* Itagne lols
Teut: Who got me up at this time?
* Teut sits down and goes to sleep ;)
Joy: *grin* well that'd be me :)
* Jamie drinks hot champagne (*not* pronounced like itagne or lasagne) and dips a fresh tea bag into it
* Aquarion starts pronoucing champagne, champ-ag-knee
* Gaja hugs Teut awake again
Joy: but if Ely asks I'll deny it
Gaja: More speech :)
* Itagne beats Aq2 about the head with a feather duster
* Teut grins
Zandramas: More awards!
Joy: Next award
* Jamie hands itty a salmon
Teut: Next award ;)
Itagne: yes, get a move on, hostess
Joy: the most gratuitous mention of food on channel
Itagne: i know we asked for suspense but this is ridiculous ;)
Joy: nominees:
Joy: Murlainn
Joy: Danae
* Gaja looks at Jamie with large eyes
Joy: Zandramas
* Jamie lifts an eyebrow
Joy: Trina
* Zandramas looks at the others.
* Itagne idly wonders if there is a `most unnecessary fika breaks' category ;)
* Teut eats another chocolate
Arissa: lol
Joy: And, the winner is....
* Jamie drumrolls
Joy: yes, for 'fika'
Joy: ZANDRAMAS!
* Arissa cheers
* Zandramas blushes.
Teut: Yay :D
Trina: HOOOORAY
* Jamie cheers and whistles :)
* Aquarion applauds
* Arissa hugs Zandy :)
* Itagne applauds
* Teut hugs Zandy
* Gaja hugs Zandy
* Itagne hugs Zandy
* Jamie hugs Zandy
* Zandramas stands up and tries to think.
Zandramas: What can I say, fika is good for you!
* Jamie rushes for the fire extingusher
Itagne: zandy, i wouldn't if i were you :P
* Itagne tries to imagine the newspaper headlines
* Zandramas pats Itagne on the head.
Itagne: SWEDE IN TRYING TO THINK SCANDAL!
* Zandramas pouts.
Jamie: IT: it'd make the National Enquirer at best
Zandramas: And with that I have to go and get some.. (fika)
Joy: The next award is most enduring deity
* Itagne applauds
* Teut whacks Nick across the back of his head
* Zandramas sits down again and calls some fika to her.
Joy: Nominees
Itagne: fah, no contest
Joy: Aphrael
Joy: Joy (some chance)
Joy: Danae
Gaja: :)
* Itagne idly wonders how long it will be before he gets kicked out of the ceremony ;)
Joy: and the winner, by several million miles....
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Joy: DANAE!
* Itagne cheers
* Zandramas applauds!
* Arissa claps and whistles
Trina: *clapclap*
* Grul reapperas in a bouncers outfit and glares menacingly at It
Gaja: Which was to be expected, I guess :)
* Teut applauds
Jamie: woo!
* Aquarion applauds
* Itagne switches to angel mode and communes briefly with his goddess
Itagne: she says thankyou, but she's busy
Teut: Given that Aph isn't around anymore, I s'pose so :)
* Spirit-Wolf sneers briefly
Gaja: Teut: True :)
Itagne: and gil said fuck off :)
Joy: Next award, in the same vein is "Most fickle high priest"
* Teut hands Nick the award for "First use of a swearword in the awards"
* Itagne lols
Joy: The nominees are:
* Itagne hands Teut the award for "First handing out of a fake award in the awards" :P
Joy: gilmae (mira sorvino gil?)
Joy: Mandorallen
Trina: settle down boys
Joy: And the winner.....
Joy: MANDORALLEN
* Arissa cheers
Trina: *clapclap*
Teut: Woohoo :)
* Itagne applauds
Jamie: woo!
Joy: (me bitter? Noooo)
* Zandramas applauds.
* Jamie applauds wildly
* Itagne grins
* Teut grins at Joy
Joy: the next awards make a pair...
Joy: furthest distance travelled to, um 'be with' a fellow #eddingser
* Itagne grins
Joy: cumulative, and single journey
Gaja: :)
* Gaja thinks there is only one...
Joy: in the single journey category we have a tie....
Joy: TEUT AND ELY!
* Arissa claps and whistles :)
* Zandramas applauds!
* Itagne cheers
* Teut blushes and stands
Teut: Gosh :)
Trina: HOOOORAY
Joy: Another Joscar for you
Teut: For us :)
Joy: you is plural dear :)
Itagne: awww ;)
* Aquarion applauds
* Jamie cheers wildly
Teut: Obviously, I'd like to thank Ely for living in some god-forsaken country on the other side of the world
* Itagne grins
Joy: and in the cumulative category...
Joy: BAGGY
* Itagne grins and nods
Trina: *clapclap*
* Arissa applauds :)
* Itagne cheers
* Teut applauds
* Jamie slaps two fishes together
* Zandramas idly wonders what cumulative means.
Trina: all added together, Zandy
Teut: Total mileage instead of a single journey :)
Zandramas: Oh, ok.. :)
Joy: In the same vein... biggest sacrifice to be with a fellow #eddingser
Jamie: to wherem?
* Joy cannot say, but believes stephens claim :)
* Itagne grins
Joy: one clear winer here... gil for giving up his favurite beer for Danae
* Zandramas applauds!
* Arissa cheers
* Gaja smiles - good for hime :)
* Itagne cheers
Teut: That's some sacrifice, alright ;D
* Teut claps his Joscars together ;)
Itagne: i personally think that he deserves a much bigger award than that :)
Itagne: jim, you show-off ;)
Joy: Now, furthest distance travelled for meets
* Jamie applauds and thinks of the sacrifice ;)
Itagne: again, cumulative and single?
Joy: only one category as there would only be one winner anyway....
Joy: and that is.....
Itagne: ok
Joy: ME!!!
* Trina throws paper streamers at Joy
* Itagne applauds
Arissa: *Clap Clap Clap* :)
* Aquarion applauds
* Arissa whistles
Jamie: speech!!
* Gaja applauds Joy
* Jamie applauds
* Teut applauds wildly
* Zandramas applauds for Joy.
Teut: Hard to beat that distance, too ;)
Joy: I'd like to thank Qantas for helping me achieve this...
Joy: And the rest of #eddings for being worth meeting :)
* Trina hugs Joy and hands her a bunch or flowering honeysuckle
* Joy smiles
* Jamie hurls roses at Joy
Joy: Next .... silliest beard
Joy: nominees:
* Gaja giggles quietly
Joy: Teut
Joy: Senji
Joy: and the winner is....
Joy: SENJI!
* Itagne cheers wildly
Teut: Thank god for that ;)
* Teut chhers
Jamie: woo!
Gaja: Obviously :)
* Arissa cheers and claps :))))
* Aquarion applauds
* Arissa sends hugs to Senji :)
* Jamie notes that he could have been a contender until yesterday ;)
* Gaja doesn't think, Teut's beard is silly, so there.
* Aquarion remebers threatening him with a razor at tEC2
Gaja: Aaawwwwww - picture! picture! :)
* Itagne defenestrates gaja
Joy: Next, biggest lifestyle change
Gaja: It: why?
Teut: Laura likes it too, so :Þ
Itagne: teut's beard is silly! the cabal has spoken!
* Itagne grins
Gaja: Pfft!
* Aquarion grins
* Teut whacks Nick over the back of his head with a Joscar
Joy: nominees:
* Gaja climbs back in and throws Itty out the window instead
* Jamie cheers Gaja's use of the word 'pfft' "_
* Arissa gets Itty an ice pack :)
Joy: Becky and Zvar
Joy: Sammael
Itagne: thanks riss ;)
Joy: Gaja
* Jamie awards Teut the joscar for 'most appropriate use of a joscar'
Joy: and the winner... obviously...
Joy: GAJA
* Itagne grins
* Arissa whistles and claps :)
Itagne: hooray!
* Arissa hugs Gaja :)
* Teut applauds and hugs Gaja
Gaja: Um - sorry, for what?
* Zandramas applauds.
* Itagne cheers
Spirit-Wolf: Yay
* Aquarion applauds * grins
* Jamie cheers :)
* Gaja blushes and didn't pay attention apparently :)
* Trina gives Gaja a hug
Zandramas: Speech!
Teut: Biggest fingernails, Gaja ;)
Gaja: Oh lifestyls chhange? :)
Joy: yup :)
Gaja: Uh well, yes.
Jamie: speech :)
* Joy kisses Gaja
* Itagne notes that he has run out of money
Gaja: It was sort of necessary I'd say, and it wouldn't have taken place without Zandy I guess - at least not for some time to come
* Itagne waves & hugs & exits - send me logs please, joy?
Trina: bye Itty
Joy: aaaaw :)
* Gaja hugs Zandy for having been kind to me
Zandramas: Bye Itty.
* Zandramas hugs Itty.
Joy: will do :)
Arissa: Bye Itty :)
* Arissa hugs and kisses
Jamie: later Its :)
* Joy hugs Nick
Teut: Bye Nick :)
* Zandramas blushes.
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Joy: Next...
Joy: most dramatic exit
Joy: nominees:
Trina: *grin*
Joy: Talen
* Jamie smorks
Joy: Spirit-Wolf
Teut: Smorks?
Joy: Sephrenia and Preceptor
Gaja: Gwarghoul? :-)))
Joy: and the winners:
Jamie: Teut: it's an audible smirk
Teut: Oh, ok :D
Joy: SEPHY AND P!
* Arissa cheers :)
* Zandramas applauds!
* Teut cheers :D
Trina: indeed
* Gaja claps
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Spirit-Wolf: who one?
Spirit-Wolf: won even
Gaja: Sephy and P
* Spirit-Wolf laughs
Spirit-Wolf: dramatic.. i like that...
Jamie: still no? dayum...
* Spirit-Wolf writes that down
* Gaja needs to take more time for #eddings :)
* Aquarion didn't either
Joy: moving along...
Joy: most improved behaviour
* Gaja laughs
Joy: nominees:
Joy: Talen
Joy: Ryco
Joy: Sammael
Gaja: Aiken? - ah no, that was AFE
Joy: winner
* Jamie drumrolls
Joy: TALEN
* Arissa whistles and claps :)
* Aquarion applauds
Trina: HOOOORAY
* Teut woohooos :D
* Arissa has a message from Talen
* Zandramas applauds!
* Gaja claps and probably agrees
Arissa: Talen: If I win anything, I'm flattered, etc, etc etc.
* Jamie applauds and dropkicks Aquarion in honour ;)
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Trina: chuckle
Gaja: BZ!!
Arissa: Hi BelZpock :)
* Arissa hugs
Teut: Hiya BZ :)
BelZpock: 'lo =)
* BelZpock hugs
Aquarion: Ouch!
Jamie: BZ :)
BelZpock: ok, so what's the story? Zandy just told me to come here :P
Gaja: awards en masse! :)
Zandramas: You'll get the idea, sit down and shut up.. :)
BelZpock: gaja: ok, so she told me that too :P
* Gaja got one, too *proud*
* Teut has two ;)
BelZpock: for?
* Jamie is honoured just to be nominated ;)
Zandramas: Joy, moving on? :)
Joy: Ok
* BelZpock sits down and shuts up, all in accordance to Zandy's wishes =)
Joy: most promising newcomer
Joy: nominees:
Spirit-Wolf: define: promising?
Joy: saip
Joy: Andrys
Joy: Arissa
Gaja: Arissa! :-)
Jamie: define: most ;)
Joy: for *tireless* attention to #eddings the award goes to
Joy: ARISSA
* Jamie sniggers
Jamie: woo!
Trina: HOOOORAY
BelZpock: whee! =)
* Aquarion applauds and cheers
* Zandramas applauds!
* Teut cheers wildly
* Jamie applauds the cable modem
* Trina gives Jenn a hug
Teut: Cynic ;)
* Arissa thanks the gods, goddesses, the ppl of #eddings for making me welcome
Jamie: Moi?
* Gaja hugs Rissy!
Joy: Next
* Arissa hugs around :)
* Grul gives 'Rissy a big sloppy kiss
Joy: Most obscure greeting
* Arissa giggles
* Trina laughs
Joy: Nominees:
Spirit-Wolf: DAVE!!!!
Joy: well only one really
* Spirit-Wolf jumps the gun
Jamie: hehe
Joy: DAVE FOR ISHLE!
* Arissa cheers and applauds :)
* Teut cheers
Jamie: never play leap-frog with a shotgun SW ;)
Spirit-Wolf: ISHLE FOR DAVE!!
* Trina shouts Hooray for Dave, and many many ishles to him
BelZpock: that should be a standing award :)
* Jamie applauds
Spirit-Wolf: LONG LIVE ISHLE!!
* Zandramas applauds.
* Gaja laughs and applauds
Spirit-Wolf: Jamie: Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
Jamie: ISHLEISHLEISHLE!
Joy: Another no contest award.....
* Arissa laughs
Jamie: SW: Never eat paint chips
Trina: SW ow
Joy: biggest corrupter of peoples nicks...
* Zandramas husshes the loud audience.
BelZpock: heh
Joy: URGY!
Gaja: LOL
* Jamie applauds
Arissa: Drunk, Zandy?
* Zandramas applauds Urgy!
Gaja: Yay! Well earned, that one :)
BelZpock: what's he done NOW? =)
Trina: no contest :)
* Arissa claps and cheers :)
Joy: and yet another...
Joy: best performance when drunk....
Jamie: this should be good
BelZpock: uh-oh.
Joy: HETTAR/KRAGER
* Zandramas applauds!
* Arissa whistles and cheers :)
Zandramas: Wohoo!
BelZpock: who else? ;)
* Gaja just knew that :)
* Teut applauds wildly
* Gaja cheers Krager in absentia
* Jamie is shocked :)
Teut: Although, to be fair, he's had more practise than the rest of us ;)
BelZpock: teut: very true :)
* Jamie passes around the champag-nee for everyone
Joy: in krager's absence I have a speech....
Joy: Yogi has a cheesy.....
Joy: *grin*
* Zandramas applauds the speech!
Zandramas: ;)
* Teut grins
Joy: and the tasteful cutoff I hope :)
Joy: Next
Joy: The teenage angst award
* Zandramas knows who deserves this one.. :)
Teut: I'm well clear of this one, anyway ;)
Joy: nominees:
Joy: Talen
Joy: Ryco
Trina: many nominations, I imagine
Joy: Q
Joy: Apples
Joy: Sammael
BelZpock: uh
BelZpock: Apples???
Zandramas: APples isn't a teenager.
* Jamie is happy not to be nominated, he thinks
Gaja: BZ: I am just as surprised :)
Zandramas: I think.. ;p
BelZpock: neither is Q, I think
Spirit-Wolf: not physically
BelZpock: zandy: no, she's not
Trina: still got the angst going pretty well
Joy: (I don't care how old, the angst felt teenage)
* Zandramas has missed that part, but ignores.. :)
* Zandramas waits for the winner!
Joy: and the winner is....
Joy: RYCO!
Teut: Do we cheer this award or groan sympathetically?
* Zandramas applauds!
* Gaja nods
BelZpock: wohoo! =)
Zandramas: He was a worthy winner. :)
Gaja: groan sympathetically...
BelZpock: go Ryco =)
* Spirit-Wolf groeers
Gaja: Definitiely :)
Trina: yeah nik
* Spirit-Wolf cheans
* Teut groans sympathetically
* Jamie presses the hormone button
Joy: Next
Trina: ooooh
Gaja: Jamie: *grin*
Joy: most disruptive reappearance
Joy: another no contest here
Joy: the winner
Jamie: (ill just have to try harder, in my last year as a teenager)
BelZpock: define disruptive reappearance
Joy: RUMOR
* Zandramas applauds!
* Jamie toasts loudly
Gaja: Joy: LOL!
Trina: *clap clap*
* Teut applauds :D
BelZpock: hehe :)
* Jamie passes around the champag-nee for everyone
Gaja: Though I never had any problems with Rumor, I see where it's true :)
Teut: More AFE than #eddings, perhaps
Gaja: #eddings, too.
BelZpock: pah, AFE - who needs it :)
Joy: Next:
* Grul can think of a few ;)
Joy: Most occupied lap
Joy: nominees:
BelZpock: is this a contest? :P
Joy: Senji
Joy: Dave
Joy: Gwyd
BelZpock: Dave!
Joy: and the winner is, indeed
Joy: DAVE
* Zandramas applauds!
BelZpock: lol =)
* Arissa claps and cheers
* Teut applauds wildly
* Jamie applauds
Gaja: Joy? How many more do you have? Because I need to leave soonish, but if there aren't that many any more, I can wait...
Trina: yeah for Dave
Joy: lots... I'll send logs
* Aquarion applauds and cheers for dave
Joy: Next:
Gaja: K. I might be back in 15 minutes, but not sure
* Gaja hugs and doesn't disruot the ceremony further
Joy: The wet shoulder award for best performance in a supporting role
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* Aquarion may be back later
Joy: nominees:
Joy: Jehanneton
Joy: Gwydion
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Joy: Trina
* BelZpock should get one of those, except that has nothing to do with #eddings or AFE :P
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Trina: Where is Joy's nomination?
Joy: I can't nominate myself for that
Trina: Well, I did, din't I?
Joy: indeed
Joy: Joy
Trina: thank you
Joy: The winner, *just* is ....
Joy: GWYDION
* Jamie applauds, vaguely :)
* Teut applauds :)
* Trina applauds till her hands hurt
* Zandramas applauds.
* Arissa claps
Joy: Next come the action awards, one nomination in each....
BelZpock: and I quote: "should thou givest me anything, I shall do nasty stuff" (Krager)
BelZpock: seems he'll do nasty stuff :)
Joy: For prettiest smiles:
Joy: TRINA
* Zandramas applauds Trina.
* Teut applauds :D
* Jamie applauds Tririri
* Trina stands up, smiles meltinglyprettily at everyone, and sits down again
BelZpock: :)
Joy: Dor most frequent blushes:
* Arissa claps and cheers and whistles :)))
Joy: APPLES
Zandramas: Arissa or Apples.
* Zandramas applauds Apples.
* Trina claps
* Teut cheers :)
* Arissa grins and cheers
Joy: For most enthusiasic affection:
BelZpock: wohoo =)
Joy: ZITH
* Zandramas applauds!
* Jamie kisses Arissa blushingly
Teut: Of course :)
* Arissa claps and cheers
BelZpock: who else =)
* Jamie applauds
* Teut applauds wildly
Trina: *nod* *clapclap*
Joy: For prettiest entrance:
Joy: AQUARION
Trina: aq aq aq
* Zandramas applauds!
BelZpock: hmm?
Trina: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Teut: Sounds like popeye :)
* Zandramas whispers to BelZcpok "He has sparkles!"
* Arissa cheers and whistles
* Teut applauds the blue sparklies
Arissa: Blue ones :)))
BelZpock: aaaah, those :)
* Jamie hands Teut the "Aquarius award"
BelZpock: lol
* Teut throws the Aquarius award in the bin
Joy: For the worst jokes:
Joy: yes indeedy
Joy: AQUARIUS
BelZpock: of course :P
Teut: As ever :)
* Zandramas applauds!
* Arissa chuckles and claps
* Teut applauds
BelZpock: Krager didn't win? =)
BelZpock: I'm impressed =)
* Jamie is almost shocked
Teut: Although there would be a contest if we could get Dom on #eddings occasionally...
BelZpock: now explain to me how he could have worse jokes than Krager :)
Joy: For the lagest number of affectionate nicknames...
Trina: oh hush you
Joy: WOLFLET, CUB, WOLFIE.....
* Zandramas applauds SW!
* Teut applauds :D
BelZpock: wohoo! =)
* Spirit-Wolf grins and bows
* Arissa applauds
* Jamie applauds and tosses a haunch o' krager
* Arissa hugs
* Trina claps and shouts hooray
Teut: Is there a "largest number of offensive nicknames" award? :D
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Arissa: re :)
* Spirit-Wolf munches
* Arissa hugs
BelZpock: wb aq2
Jamie: res
Teut: Re
Joy: For the most intense couple:
Joy: TAYRA AND RUMOR
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BelZpock: LOL
* Zandramas applauds!
* Teut applauds :)
* Arissa claps
Joy: For the most dramatic entry script
Joy: HELEN
Teut: That's a great entry script :D
* Jamie grins
* Teut applauds
* Arissa claps
Zandramas: What is she has?
* Zandramas looks just a bit confused, but applauds!
* Aquarion applauds Helen
Jamie: Topless towers, thousand ships, yadda, yadda, yadda... ;)
* Teut will search his log :)
BelZpock: hmm?
Jamie: of course, it's a little more poetic than that
BelZpock: never seen that one I think
Aquarion: Not at the moment it's not
Joy: For the most clearly happy family:
Joy: SEPHY AND P!
* Zandramas applauds!
BelZpock: wohoo! =)
Teut: Woohoo :D
* Arissa claps and cheers
Joy: For the most prominent reputation:
Joy: CE`
* Jamie grins
Teut: I'd never have guessed :D
* Trina applauds
* Teut applauds
* Zandramas applauds.
* Arissa cheers
* Aquarion applauds and grins
Joy: For the siliest smileys:
Joy: RYCO
* Zandramas applauds!
Trina: yeah
* Arissa chuckles
* Jamie grins
* Teut applauds :)
Jamie: ^_^
BelZpock: hehe
* Trina puts Murmur in a sack
* Jamie blinks
* Jamie thrashes obliginly, then dozes off
* Zandramas awaits the next award!
Joy: For the most regular use of 'hehe'
Trina: oh all right, out you get
BelZpock: oh dear.
Joy: BELZPOCK
* Arissa applauds
* Zandramas applauds BZ!
* Jamie grins
BelZpock: eek :)
Teut: Hehe :)
* Jamie applauds
* Arissa hugs BZ :)))
* Teut applauds
* BelZpock had it coming :P
* BelZpock hugs and bows and shakes hands
Teut: Speech! :)
* Zandramas gives BelZpock a kiss on his cheek.
* Jamie tosses rose petals over BZ
BelZpock: teut: hehe
Joy: The chivalry award:
Joy: MURLAINN
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BelZpock: teut ;)
BelZpock: wb gaja =)
Gaja: Re
* Zandramas applauds Mur!
* Arissa cheers and whistles
BelZpock: go Mur!
* Jamie blinks
* Arissa hugs and kisses Jamie :))))
* Teut applauds
* Jamie bows
Gaja: Jamie? Whjat did you get?
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Zandramas: Hi Ryco.
Jamie: Chivalry, it seems ;)
Teut: Joy: The chivalry award:
Teut: Joy: MURLAINN
Ryco: ooo oo did I win anything?
Gaja: Ooooh :)
BelZpock: ryco: definitely
* Gaja hugs Jamie
Joy: yup: silliest smileys
* Trina hugs and kisses Murmurmur
Ryco: o.o
Joy: The generosity award:
* Jamie does some chivalrous (read naughty) things to Tri ;P
Joy: DAVE AND ZITH
Ryco: and I don't get any hugs or anything? fooey, I'll just go back to my game then
* Arissa cheers and claps :))
* Zandramas applauds!
* Teut applauds wildly
* Zandramas hugs Ryco!
* Jamie applauds
Joy: The hospitality award:
Joy: LEIA
* Teut applauds :)
* Arissa applauds
* Zandramas applauds!
* Aquarion applauds and cheers
BelZpock: oh yeah, Dave and Zith deserve that one :)
BelZpock: (the generous thingy)
* Zandramas pouts that she didn't get anything for having all of tTC (except for BZ) sleeping at her place.. ;p
Ryco: why? o.-
* Gaja cheers Leia - especially since I'll be staying at her place in Feb, too :)
* Jamie is leaving in 12 mins
* Zandramas awaits the next award.
Teut: Or Helen, for hosting 2 big meets ;)
Joy: Most skillful use of a whip:
Zandramas: Ce
Zandramas: ;p
Joy: JEHANNETON
Zandramas: Oh..
* Teut grins
* Jamie blushes
* Zandramas applauds Jeh!
* Arissa applauds
Trina: Thejudgesdecisionisfinalandnocorespondenceshallbeenteredinto
Arissa: lol
* Teut applauds wildly (in case Jeh reads the logs ;) )
* Jamie applauds his long-absent Lady
Trina: hooooray for Jeh
* Arissa waits to see if she appears....
Joy: I'm keeping it short, but nominees for hospitality included: Jeh, Lisa, Jo, Zandy, Mandy, Helen and Norkan too
* Zandramas beams.
Joy: Sharpest knives:
* Zandramas waits for the next award. :)
* BelZpock hugs Zandy, you know you did a good thing anyway =)
Joy: NEF
Ryco: did I get nominated for anything other than smilie faces?
* Zandramas applauds Nef.
* Teut applauds Neffy
* Arissa cheers wildly :)
Teut: These are scary awards :D
Zandramas: Ryco, you have another award as well, I think..
* Jamie applauds :)
Ryco: o.o
* Zandramas wonders what other thing it was Ryco won.. She cannot remember..
Joy: Angst
Zandramas: True.
BelZpock: yeah
BelZpock: Teenage Angst stuff
Ryco: Angst
Ryco: what the bloody hells Angst
Teut: Read your own logs :D
Joy: *grin* that is :)
* Jamie sniggers
Ryco: ....
Ryco: damnit what the hells Angst!
Joy: worrying dear
Ryco: Don't make me go find a dictionary!
Ryco: oh
Jamie: all the worst parts of adolescence conveniently packaged into one big hormonal lump :)
Joy: Best advice award:
Joy: AGLARANNA
* Teut applauds Aggy
* Arissa applauds
* Trina applauds
* Jamie applauds
Joy: Best meet anecdote
Joy: BAGGY AND HETTAR
Teut: Please, don't tell us what it was ;)
* Teut applauds :D
* Arissa claps
* Jamie cheers
Joy: For getting arrested natch
Joy: Most seductive female:
Joy: TAYRA
* Jamie sighs
Jamie: i so wanted that one
* Zandramas applauds Tayra.
* Teut applauds
* Arissa claps
Gaja: LOL
* Jamie applauds jealously ;)
* Arissa chuckles
* Gaja claps for Tay
* Gaja hugs Jamie, too - next time, Mur :P
* Jamie crosses his fingers
Joy: Most notable absences:
Joy: VANAN, KILLANE AND GHNOMB
* Zandramas applauds.
* Teut applauds
* Arissa applauds
Jamie: all three :)
* Gaja nods sadly
Ryco: What bout nybbles? :P
Teut: Who?
* Jamie is off in three :(
BelZpock: nevermind Ryco =)
Joy: Nybbles nominated, but wasn't here enough
* Gaja hugs Mur preventatively
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Teut: Hiya Talen
Arissa: Hey Talen :)
Gaja: Hiya Talen!
Joy: Best topography:
Jamie: sorry :) work in three hours ;)
Talen: LET'S Try THAT one again.
Joy: ME (apparently *g*)
Talen: Did I miss anyone?
* Zandramas applauds!
Jamie: Talen :)
* Teut applauds ;D
Jamie: topography?
* Arissa claps and cheers
* Jamie lifts an eyebrow quizically
Joy: hills dear
* Talen looks around bewildered, trying to do up his tie.
* Jamie sighs ;)
* Trina leeeeers at Joy's "topography"
* Gaja laughs
* Gaja hugs Joy
Ryco: hrm
Ryco: Talen in a suit
Joy: which leads to:
Ryco: to think I just wore my snoopy boxers and a SGT bilko shirt
Joy: Biggest breast fixation
Talen: you whitetrash loser you
Joy: OSCAGNE
Talen: Krager's got it in the bag
* Zandramas applauds!
Gaja: LOL
Gaja: He'll like it :)
* Teut applauds
* Arissa applauds
Talen: @_@
* Jamie applauds
Joy: The Artwork Award
Joy: TALEN
* Teut applauds
Trina: HOOORAY!!!!
BelZpock: definitely!
* Arissa claps and cheers :)))
BelZpock: =)
* Jamie applauds
* Trina whistles
* Talen wipes his forehead in astonishment
* Zandramas applauds!
Jamie: can we have a shot of Tay on the big screen? ;)
Arissa: Sppech :)
* Talen hurries up to the podium, stuffing a handkerchief into his pocket.
* Gaja hugs Talen and applauds
Arissa: speech
Talen: Er...
Talen: What do I say? Um..
Arissa: I mean
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Talen: Ehhh.. ehh..
Talen: Well, first of all, thanks to my much maligned secretary With A Crossbow...
Talen: This is so unexpected, i mean...
* Jamie prepares the *big cane*
Talen: And thanks to all you whacky funsters for helping me with ideas for the pictures.
Talen: After all - I sort of didn't even *like* drawing until the Krager Pic.
Aquarion: Advertise the site :-)
* Talen steps off the podium
* Jamie thwaps Tal for forgetting a plug
Talen: Oh, yeah
Joy: And now, the one everyone has been waiting for....
Talen: http://matrix.crosswinds.net/~kuroma/ - I'm uploading a LF pic
* Trina waits
Joy: Irritating Little Shit of the Year
Jamie: I see you shiver - with antici....
Jamie: pation!
* Arissa knows this one
Talen: (Fuzz, nif or...
Talen: MILES TEG!)
Joy: Nominees
Joy: Fuzz
BelZpock: who?
Joy: Pengu/nifotec
BelZpock: oh, wait, that guy
Joy: Miles Teg
* Talen apologises for accidentally dragging those two into Eddings
Jamie: i think Ghoul's up there
Joy: Gwharghoull
Talen: (I'll accept on their accounts if I must)
* Jamie makes bodily noises
* Arissa thinks they should all be banned as an award
Joy: winner, because he irritated *me* most....
* Trina shivers a lot and waits
Talen: Miles./
Joy: MILES TEG
BelZpock: arissa: good idea? ;)
* Zandramas applauds
* Talen snickers and leans back in his chair
Talen: told y' so
* Jamie taps the back leg of Tal's cjair and watches in amusement
* Talen tumbles, gets up, and mauls Jamie
Joy: And the academy has one special award
Joy: for the person who has had the most corrupting affect on the life of the hostess
* Jamie sniggers more
* Teut springrolls
Joy: This goes to a man who had no intention of doing so.....
Talen: gil or krag?
Joy: but, for showing me how to use IRC software....
Joy: KAMION
* Jamie laughs
BelZpock: rofl =)
* Arissa claps and cheers
Gaja: LOL!!!!
* Zandramas applauds Kamion! :)
* Jamie applauds loudly
* Teut applauds wildly :D
Jamie: night kids, it's been fun ;)
* Gaja claps widely and cheers Kamion
* Jamie saunters away
Zandramas: G'night Jamie
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* Talen applauds
* Gaja hugs Murlainn - sleep well - or whatever you do the next three hours!
Talen: Er, can I get this logged?
* Talen is sort of late.
BelZpock: haha, love that quit message =)
Talen: /me feels like GPZ
Joy: And that concludes tonights awards
Trina: Tal - it is
* Trina claps and claps
Teut: Eeeek! £3.52!
Gaja: Teut: que?
* Trina gives Joy the Award for the Best Awards Night
* Arissa claps and cheers :)))
* Zandramas applauds Joy!
* Joy hugs Jimand thanks him for staying
* Teut applauds Joy :D
Zandramas: Very good! :)
* Gaja hugs Joy - wonderfully presented! :)
Teut: Phone call cost, Gaja :)
* Talen sniggers
Gaja: And thought out and whatnot
* Teut wanders off, 'cos he shouldn't be online during the day anyway :D
Arissa: Bye Teut )
Arissa: :)
* Zandramas hugs Joy.
* Arissa hugs
Gaja: Bye Teut!
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Session Close: Fri Dec 31 00:26:32 1999