Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
If your arse is on fire,
Then sit on the loo

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Craig is so manly,
And Daniel is too.

Roses are Red
Clover is Green
It's Valentines Day,
So let's be obsene

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Daniel Loves Sheep,
And Nick does too.
Yippee

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Liz is in my head,
and so are you

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I've got MPD,
And so has Liz, and Nick, And Craig, and Jenny.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Craig is Gay,
But I Love You.

Never Gonna Happen
i c k (got lost a bit that one)

Jelly
Eaters
Never
New
Yesterday

Slithering
indigo
mongols
ovulate
neatly

Dumbf***
and
very
idiotic
dd**kh**d (censored slightly, but do you belive that David actually helped with this one?)

Stain
tasting
androids
nenver
like
yaks

Cycloptic
rancid
avacardos
ignore
gays

Reality
is
crunchy
hob-nobs